`CHINESE RULES`

In an anti corruption drive in Chiana, one of the top most official of communist party in the northern province of village, xigvan,Mr. Li Junwe has been arrested. He has been charged with having four wives with 10 children. According to Chinese law, having more than one wife is a crime.Rules also restrict most couples just have one child, and Chinese Govt. is following the said rules quite strictly.

`STOP DYING`

One of the most unusual official orders was announced in Falcino del massico, Italy. Accordingly, the citizens have been ordered not to die due to non-availability of graves in the area. The mayor gave this order as a result of a dispute on extending the area of the graveyard. Two of the older men didn't follow the orders of the mayor and passed way. This strange order is effective till the completion of the graveyard and it will certainly become ineffective after that.Have ever been issued such a freaky order.

`ATM FOR EGGS`

Utilizing machines for various jobs instead of human beings is Japan`s aim, They are always busy in inventing various machines, which are free from man`s help. Now Japanese peoples living away from shopping centers, specially residing in villages, will get fresh eggs from a vending machine. They will put  cash in machines and desired nos. of eggs will be in their hands. No need to go to shops.

`SALARY WITHOUT WORK`

`Sorry,no salary`, contact your wife. While men will work whole month, but they will not get salary directly to their accounts.In Indonesia,the Gornatalo,Solahvi island administration feels that men are more discourteous, after having money in their pocket. This attitude leads to disinterest in their family life, because they are(Men) are more interested in spending money over their beloveds instead of giving to their wives. So the island administration has decided to disburse the salaries of employees into wife`s accounts.

`WHY NOT ENGLISH`?

To enhance the professional ability of Russian Doctors, the city Govt. of Masco, is planning to ask them to learn English at advanced level. At present, foreigners are facing difficulties to get treatment in the absence of English knowing doctors in medical profession in Russia. The Govt. feels this will enhance the image of Russia, and more patients will select to come to Russia for treatment of their choice.

`NEXT STICK`

She is planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man whom she met on line. Fred Thomas, 62 years old from Cushing,Maine, was upset when her `broken relations`, wife refused to sex. He was so impatient, he took his penis and struck her with it. According to `The Bangor Daily News`, on this criminal act, the man was sent to jail for 5 days.

GOOD NEWS TO WOMEN

Eat more and more fruits and vegetables, if you want to defeat cancer. A good news to women come from a study by Indian journal published by National Cancer Institute. Just avoid cancer by eating melons, oranges, peppers, sweet potatoes and carrots, likewise other fruits and vegetables. Reduce chances of breast cancer and enjoy eating rich diet as mentioned above. An advice by cancer institute to all the women of the world.

AFGHANISTAN WAR

Monday killing events..Southwestern province,Afghanistan, police chief killed in bombing.
A senior female provincial Director of Women Affairs,in provincial capital,Mehtarlam city,Afghanistan, Najia Siddiqui was shot dead while on her way to office.
In july,2012, female, officer Hanifah Safai,who was also Director of women Deptt. killed in bombing.
Peace in Afghanistan, beyond 2014, after American army quits, is a million dollars question today.

`SEX PLUS`

After spending 17 years in politics, Berlusconi,had to resign in 2011, as a prime minister of Italy on certain charges. He was involved in tax fraud case and was jailed for 4 years in Oct,2012. He was also defamed by having sexual relations with underage dancer, Karima El Mahrough, also called Ruby. She, however, denied such charges. After the resignation, announced by Monti, the prime minister, 76 years old, Berlusconi has declared to play afresh roll in Italian politics, and intends to become prime minister of his country. Berlusconi is awaiting the decisions of his appeals filed in a court of law.

`FAMILY AFFAIR`

Obama`s full support in election brings a reward to ex-president, Bill Clinton. He had the desire to become ambassador to Britain.but his wife Hillary Clinton has recommended his name as ambassador to Libya. Bill Clinton left no choice but to obey the proposal of his wife, and he has been nominated to join Libya as ambassador in Jan,2013. As a president of super power,America and now as ambassador to super poor in economy, Libya, quite unnatural combination, let us hope the best in days to come.

`WE WILL KILL YOU~

`We will kill you`, sms forwarded to 26 judges of Bangladesh, through cell No.01981611914 on saturday afternoon. The message has been sent by some unknown callers. The reason to this threat , as per Banglanws24.com mentioned in sms read that ` you are the enemies of Islam. According to caller, judges have put behind the bar to Islam activits by cancelling their bails. Therefor, we will kill you. The said sms has been confirmed by Chief Metropolitan judge. No further details have been issued regarding the investigation of said threat.

FED UP WITH CLOTHES

Relaxing on statue of George.Duke of Cambridge, in Central London,traffic remained blocked for three hours. King never thought of riding a naked man on him after his death.

SAD SONG

A woman filed a petition in the police station that a `Big` name in Bangladesh music industry, Shawkat Ali Emon, is living in his house with a woman illegally. According to petition, it is added that Emon has promised to marry her in near future. On filing the complaint, police raided the house of music director. 2Fun News, while reporting, disclosed that the police took in custody some quantity of wine, birth control tablets and other material relating to sexual activity. The police arrested, the music director leveling charges of  suppression, defrauding and raping . No further details about the woman and his illicit relations with the woman, if any, has been reported by 2Fun News.( Bangladesh ).

LUCKY PILLOW

Korean man, Lee Jin, marriage with fluffy, girl shaped, in wedding dress,PILLOW.Love haunted on his mind, or otherwise, 28 years old, impatient, spent enough time to live in illusions, after all decided to marry a full time companion, just to get rid of life time tension of a married life. 

A MIRACLE

Believe it or not, a man having half a head and brain still survives after a car clash in Miami,Florida, America. After doctor`s high level of medical experiences during surgery,Rodrisvez, lost his half brain and skull, because of cutting away maximum amounts of flesh and bone. Thanks to medical science, but praise worthy doctors, who managed the said impossible operation, enabling a man to live like others, but with half skull and brain. He, after, the survival said, i with my friend and a cousin stole a car, and having running it over speeding, met a severe accident. The police during investigation released his picture with half brain and skull,nobody believed it, but he was there in front of peoples.

Education Against Sex

The web site `Sponsor Ascholarship `appears to be operating in a grey area within Britain, allows legally to have consultation and introduction between a client and sex worker, claims to have arranged 14,000 women , who are lavishly funded by richest peoples for their studies. `The Independent` reports. These women are aging between 17 years to 24 years. According to the news paper, due to high rise in fees and other tools related to education, for graduates and post graduates students, they are offered more than $24,000 annually, in exchange for having sex with stranger. The story has been brought by a female representative of `The Independent, who managed to involve herself to verify the facts, which she confirmed.

Breaking Ice

If some breakthrough occurs some time in talks with America, that must be approved by Iranian Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei . In a statement, Iranian foreign minister disclosed that Iran is ready to have one-on-one talks with America. This is a good sign of march towards peace in the region. After the Islamic revolution in Iran in 1979, American-Iran relations were broken. Iran foreign minister did not hint out whether the face to face dialogue shall be restricted to nuclear program or shall also cover wide range of restoring relations between both the countries.

Happy News to Pakistan

World Snooker championship was held in Sofia, Bulgaria. On Sunday, the 2nd.Dec.2012, final match was played between Pakistan No.1, Mohammad Asif and English player Gary Wuilson. After a neck to neck fight, Mohammad Asif won by 10-8 and became the world snooker champion. He is the third pakistani, who played the final and second one who won the final. Earlier in 1994, Mohammad Yousaf defeated all and became the champion. In 2003, Saleh Mohammad was beaten by Rankaj Advani of India.

SALUTE TO HEROES

Top 10 Heroes of CNN, 2012 were selected through a public voting. On Sunday,2nd,Dec,2012, to pay them tribute, a red carpet show shall be held. The heroes include, who have performed excellent work in their fields. They all has set example to rest of the world to follow them. Their work definitely deserve to be recognized at all level.CNN, every year encourages them internationally, with cash prizes. All are wonderful and have worked selflessly. All the top 10 heroes will get cash prize of $50,000, while No.1 at top will get an additional prize of $250,000. The show is going to be held Sunday Night at Los Angeles, America, and is hosted by Anderson.

Pak Afghan Dialouge

In a joint meeting of Pakistan and Afghanistan in Islamabad, it has been decided that in Jan,2013, to hold a joint conference of `Ulmas` of both the countries.It was further agreed to release Talabans and some other prisoners, in the custody of Pakistan and Afghanistan. On behalf of Pakistan foreign minister Hina Rabbani and Zalmay Rasool,Afghanistan participated to discuss the burning issue of terrorism across the borders. Both the ministers asked Talabans to discontinue their relations with Alquaida. Let us see, what positive steps are taken in near future to eliminate the clouds of mistrust between both the countries.

Birth certificate

Getting the status of `Observer`, in UN General Assembly, the world has been hoping this will add a postive step towards achieving peace in the region. However, Israel is naturally, being a party is not satisfied with this action. Palastine president Mahmud Abbas is happy over getting `Birth Certificate`from General Assembly, as per his own version. Most of the observers, take it as a Defeat of America and Israel, and a success to Palastine.